Do you know who said, “Water, water, everywhere,/ Nor any drop to drink”? Are you watering your lawn less, bathing less and flushing less in order to save agua? Do you worry much about the polar bears having not much ice to light on? Do you turn off the light when you walk out of a room? Have you ever had a light bulb go off in your head? Do you believe there is a light at the end of the tunnel?
Do you ever wonder why lovely dogs get cancer when they don’t smoke or sunbathe? Do you have sunspots? Have you ever become besotted by a spotted calf? Do you have well developed calves? Do you miss the eager anticipation of having your pictures developed? Have you developed any aberrant idiosyncrasies or taken to using idiomatic expressions as a way of avoiding intimacy? Have you ever had an intimate conversation with someone you’re intimate with? Are you more open to revealing your naked body now than you were, say, ten years ago? (haha)
Have you ever spatchcocked a chicken, cold-cocked someone or harbored a spy in from the cold? Have you ever received the cold shoulder? Have you ever been so hot for someone that your faced burned? Have you ever been burnt?
Are you ever invisible? Divisible? Risible?
Nosy people wanna know…